Big changes by the Baltic Sea

Summer holiday by the Polish seaside have proven excep-
tionally attractive this year.
Holiday homes are bursting at the seams.
Synopticians are forecasting the hottest end to the summer
on record.
In this year's fashion ranking, umbrellas with white and
blue stripes are leading the way.
The average price of a waffle with jam has stabilised at 20 pln.
Thanks to an educational campaign, the number of screens
has been reduced by a third.
The seaside landscape is finally soothing. A landscape resolu-
tion introduced this year banned signs with red backgrounds
and yellow lettering.
The installation of juggling tables and boxing machines has
been banned.
Rules for door-to-door trading were regulated. The vol-
ume of calling was limited to 40 dB, with three permitted
singing tunes.
Municipal services were trained to effectively clear the sea of
mullet and warfare agents sunk after the Second World War.
Every dawn, the beaches of the Baltic Sea yield two tonnes
of amber.

There is nothing left to do but go on holiday.
This is what the editors are doing, greeting you and announc-
ing that tomorrow's edition of the Herald is not scheduled.

These are the last days of summer.!